Saturday, May 17, 2008

This Blog Sucks

So I'm trying to get in as much extra sleep as possible before the baby comes. And not that it's any excuse, but that's a huge reason why this blog hasn't been up-kept with as much finesse as it has been in months past. I mean, I do realize it's been lacking for quite a while -- did I even post for the entire month of December? I don't remember. There was one month that went missing. Anyway, this is my pathetic attempt -- in a roundabout way -- to say that my blog sucks lately. Seriously, it does.

I mean, who wants to read a blog with only one to two posts a week? I need to step it up, dude. And I will.

...right after I finish storing up my excess sleep for the long year ahead. This baby better sleep better than Adrien did. Oh wait -- any sleep at all would be an improvement. Adrien didn't sleep through the night until he was a year old. Seriously. I was a zombie for an entire year. That's hotness.

Other things that I think have lead to the decline of my blog is my lack of bitch. Do you remember a time when I was miss bitch? Hence the double entendre of my screenname -- b. Oh wait, you never got that? I had that whole anonymous comment bit and somehow I managed to back down a few months later. Nothing like some mean commenting to burst your blogger bubble.

On top of it, we all know I parted ways with my play group -- whom for some time held quite a place in my writing. I mean, what with all the character archetypes to be had and all. And who could forget Wholesome-living Guru? I mean, she was a classic for a while. But sadly, I've got not one left to make fun of now...and a constant stream of baby-blogging just bores the shit out of me. [And forgive me because I'm tired of sifting through my archives to find any Wholesome-living Guru posts to link to.]

So anyway, that's my laundry list of excuses for the apparently lacking of my blog. I think my blog is tired -- like one of those old ladies who hasn't changed her style of dress in decades. It needs a makeover.

My husband's a web designer...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

5 comments:

Kelly said...

I love you B!! I totally dig your blog, whether it is making fun of wholesome guru or what was the other one..exercise barbie?? Or any random thing at that. I love your writing style..
*hugs*

Soge shirts said...

You got the sarcasm down which makes your blog a lot more interesting than most. Just keep posting and firing.

Unknown said...

You'll have LOTS to blog about soon. Content is key, so don't obsess about looks.
Cheers!

Andrew Newland said...

I would like to comment, you need to get your husband off his lazy ass and make him do something for your blog.

Oh wait, I am your husband.... I'll do what ever you want me to.

Missy said...

Sleep! Sleep!

My blogs are lagging because I have NOT been sleeping.

Sleep for your family, sleep for you, sleep for me!