Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Confessions of a Slacker Mom

It's almost 3pm and I'm still not dressed.

It's almost 3pm and my son is still in pajamas (although he's napping).

I haven't really done much today.

My son spent a lot of today in front of the T.V. and ya know what? I think it's great. That means I got to spend most of my time there as well. I think that's great too.

I have dishes from two days ago still waiting to be washed.

I'm currently doing anything but the dishes.

My floor is riddled with Apple Jacks, Goldfish and a general array of any sort of smashed up crumb you could think of.

My son is currently wearing the last diaper in the house. Let's pray for no poop.

I'm out of milk, and although I went to the store last night -- I still didn't pick any up. $5 a gallon? Are you freakin' kiddin' me?!?

I haven't made my son sit in his high chair to eat anything today. Breakfast was a banana with cartoons. Everything since has been some sort of carb or cheese filled snack -- also served with cartoons.

I'm eating a pizza pocket for 3pm.

I ate potato salad straight from the serving bowl earlier. Why dirty another dish?

The first laundry I've done in months was this morning when I washed Adrien's pee soaked pillow. (Yes, someone else does the laundry around here.)

I don't remember the last time I showered.


McMama said...

ds like most of my days... kudos to you if this is unusual! :)

Rantings by a Middle Aged Drama Queen said...

Girl please! :) Like mcmama said if this is unusual for you "then you are indeed NOT a slacker mom"!!!! At least you find time to watch tv WITH your son, which in my world qualifies as "family nourishment"! :)

Jessa said...

What's wrong with jammies at 3PM? I would consider that a lovely way to spend the's unfortunate for me I have school drop offs and pick ups.

Mimi aka pz5wjj said...

Hey, you've just described my plans for today!

Candace said...

described my life again!

Kelly said...

Sounds like a wonderful day...Jack is parked in front of the boob tube watching Napolean Dynamite..again!