Come on in. Stay a while.

So I saw a blog posting over at Sarcastic Mom today, and it sort of inspired me. I realize that as a reader of my blog, you may have your own little vision of what my life entails. Heck, most of my real life friends probably have that little vision. And that's what this post is all about...dashing those high hopes. [They were high, right?]

Chances are, if you've ever been to my house, you've never seen it like you're about to. I mean, you've read my many, many posts about cleaning before company comes. Now you get to see why it's such a chore.

This is the House of B on any given day. Today, in fact.

Never mind the fact that I didn't even venture into the nasty little nooks and crannies. I took many more pictures, in fact...but I posted the best (i.e. worst).

So hold your nose and dive in. Barf bags, optional.







No cleaning advice, please.