Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Come on in. Stay a while.

So I saw a blog posting over at Sarcastic Mom today, and it sort of inspired me. I realize that as a reader of my blog, you may have your own little vision of what my life entails. Heck, most of my real life friends probably have that little vision. And that's what this post is all about...dashing those high hopes. [They were high, right?]

Chances are, if you've ever been to my house, you've never seen it like you're about to. I mean, you've read my many, many posts about cleaning before company comes. Now you get to see why it's such a chore.

This is the House of B on any given day. Today, in fact.

Never mind the fact that I didn't even venture into the nasty little nooks and crannies. I took many more pictures, in fact...but I posted the best (i.e. worst).

So hold your nose and dive in. Barf bags, optional.

No cleaning advice, please.


E said...

You might want to straighten up a bit before your mom's friend comes to visit again!! LOLOLOL Just kidding!! It was great to see you and A today!

Kelly said...

Love it! Abso -fucking -lutely love it!

Dan Leone said...

Did you have a housekeeper come over and clean before you had those pictures taken? I am very jealous!

Dan Leone
Cafe Leone

Missy said...

Oh man, I have got you SO beat!

I dig that can shelf in your fridge.

Mimi aka pz5wjj said...

Not too bad, really --

Although I did cringe at the knife on the edge of the counter -- only because I relate!

And I have dirty wine glasses on mine -- from 2 days ago -- they have to be hand washed.