Sunday, September 2, 2007

You smell like...

Sex.

Why is it that my husband wants to do the deed at the worst times for me...and when I'm ready? Well, he's generally at work, or by the time we get to the bedroom it has long passed. But there is one thing that will kill the mood, regardless of how long I've worked to get my libido going...

Do not think about prayer while fornicating.

2 comments:

Kelly said...

What is with these hubby's of ours? I mean since when is it a great idea to wake us up in the wee hours of the night and try to get us going? Don't they know our sleep is such a precious commodity? It is such a rare thing (the sleep) these days.When will they ever learn? If you want me to even function and have a libido I need some freaking zzz's!

Rantings by a Middle Aged Drama Queen said...

:) My husband has learned (after many years) to not wake me up for anything and specially not sex. Cause it is a waste of your time and mine! LOL