I'll need my own Galaxy

Why someday I may resemble Jabba the Hut:

1. I had a Totino's Pizza for lunch.

2. I had numerous Girl Scout cookies afterward. (Explain who thought 80 calories per cookie was a good idea?)

3. I just canceled my gym membership.

4. Earlier, while explaining to a friend a technique involved in cooking dinner last night, I used the phrase "it sort of fries in its own fat."